Philadelphia Eagles left tackle Jason Peters was arrested today for drag racing and trying to flee the police. You know, 6-foot-4, 340 pound Jason Peters.
Someone has been watching a little too much Vin Diesel lately. How does a man of that size try to get a car moving at that rate of speed? Why would he be drag racing. Of course the fool would get caught. I feel like the car would tip over when he tried to turn. It would be like Donkey Kong on Super Mario Kart. Just doesn’t make any sense!
Chip Kelly did want his team to play fast. Jason Peters is doing it wrong.
The police observed Peters and another car at a red light accelerate real quick as if they were drag racing. When the police tried to pull them over, one car stopped and the other, Jason Peters, tried to make a getaway. Reports say that he drove up to speeds over 100 mph.
Too bad Vin Diesel wasn’t in the car to try to save the day. Jason Peters. Smh.
Topics: Philadelphia Eagles