That’s it. That’s all I hear from his statement. I don’t know why, but now I want to buy some Doritos.
To be clear, Mario Williams was talking about his teammates and what this stretch of down time really means.
“This is not vacation time,” Williams said, via the Buffalo News. “You can take a trip or whatever. That’s fine. But this six weeks that everybody has is not just go home and eat Doritos.”
Sucks! Doritos are delicious! Maybe Doritos can ship a whole crate of Doritos over to Buffalo’s training facilities. Better yet, maybe a rival team like the Jets should ship over a ton of Doritos over to Buffalo’s training spot. It would be brilliant!
Mario is stepping up and making sure that his teammates aren’t sitting around and playing videos, picking their noses and eating Doritos. I would assume that these guys know the drill though.
Please Rex Ryan, ship some Doritos out to Buffalo. Please! Also send some to my house as well. I want a G-Dang snack!