This might be one of the greatest stories that I ever have heard…. or most disgusting. Whatever, I am easily entertained.
Here is the story… Or all I really care about the story: former Nee England Patriots LB Larry Izzo once was given a game ball by Bill Belichick for pooping on the sideline without anyone noticing. If a tree fell in the forest and nobody was there to hear it, did it make a sound? If nobody noticed… Did he really do it?
Why is this so great. Players take a piss on the sideline all the time, but taking a hot dump seems to be a different story. One question, what did he use to wipe?
I don’t know if I am more entertained by Izzo dropping a deuce or for Bill Belichick for giving him a game ball for the deuce. It has to be the combination of the two.
H/T NESN via Reddit