Video: Jaguars QB Blaine Gabbert is a REAL American
By Chris Roling
Aug 9, 2013; Jacksonville, FL, USA; Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert (11) prepares to take the snap during the game against the Miami Dolphins at Everbank Field. Mandatory Credit: Melina Vastola-USA TODAY Sports
Say what you want about Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert and his unique set of skills, you cannot deny that he is what you would call a “true American.”
Let’s cut to the chase. Our friends over at BigCatCountry found a hysterical video of Mr. Gabbert, complete with matching lyrics. Here’s the video, with the official lyrics from the Youtube page below for your viewing pleasure:
"The NFL is about to be swept up in a wave of Blaine Mania. Lucky for you, there are still a few extra spots on the bandwagon. Performed by Rick Singleberry & The Casual Lovers (Duval, Fla.)Lyrics to “Blaine Gabbert: The Real American”When it’s the fourth quarter and the game’s on the lineJust be glad that Blaine’s on your sideIf you blitz him on third down, you’ll pay the priceHe’ll hit his receiver right in strideBlaine is a real AmericanDamn straight the Jaguars are going to winBlaine is a real AmericanLeading the fight; Let’s win tonight!Critics hated on Blaine for much too longThey stoked his fire and the flames grew strongBut Blaine did not cry any Blaine tearsHe’s back for revenge and it’s so very clearBlaine is a real AmericanDamn straight the Jaguars are going to winBlaine is a real AmericanLeading the fight; Let’s win tonight!Blaine is a real AmericanHell yeah the Jaguars are going to winBlaine is a real AmericanPut in Henne (Suck on my D!)*Wicked solo*If you play Cover 2 it’s simply a shameBeware of the QB he will make it BlaineBlaine is a real AmericanDamn straight the Jaguars are going to winBlaine is a real AmericanClimbing the ranks; King of Everbank!Blaine is a real AmericanHell yeah the Jaguars are going to winBlaine is a real AmericanLeading the fight; Let’s win tonight!*Another wicked solo*Blaine bicka Blaine bicka bicka Blaine Blaine bicka Blaine bicka Blaine blicka blicka Blaine Blaine.. BLAINE!Yeahhhhh!Blaine!"
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