We’re going streaking.
Why do people feel the need to take off their clothes and run across a football field? It never is going to end well. You are going to be running across a field… and it is a long field.. and nakedness is not really that pretty as you are running across a football field. Things are flopping around and if you are this Browns fan, you look like a fool when you get taken out by the security guard and kicked right in the junk.
Check out the instagram video of this guy getting speared in the corner of the end zone by the security guard:
How you like me now?!
Sign that security guard up to play linebacker now. There is a true Waterboy story that could be made out of this.
What was that kid doing that tossed a kick in the streakers direction? Was he trying to trip him? He just became collateral damage on the play.
Thank goodness for cell phone cameras!