Dallas Cowboys RB arrested for shoplifting underwear and cologne

Oct 5, 2014; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle (21) runs with the ball against Houston Texans cornerback Andre Hal (29) at AT&T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Dallas Cowboys RB Joseph Randle just is trying to smell good and have some clean drawers. What can a man do? Maybe the dude didn’t have any cash in his pockets and needed to get home and he was going to pay them back. HA.

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Randle was arrested for stealing a tester bottle of cologne and some underwear from Dillards. That has to be embarrassing. If you are going to shoplift, why wouldn’t you just grab a brand new bottle of cologne? Was he trying to justify that they give that stuff away for free anyway, so I might as well just drop it in my pocket?

And then a couple of pairs of underwear? Did he need a new pair or something? Just buy the dang underwear!! It doesn’t cost that much! Walk into WalMart if you need to save some dough.

Now you just look like a fool for shoplifting some underwear and a tester bottle of cologne and getting caught.

H/T TMZ