Terrell Owens Says That He Will Retire If Nobody Signs Him

Aug 11, 2012; Seattle, WA, USA; NFL: Seattle Seahawks wide receiver

(10) stands with his teammates during pregame warmups against the Tennessee Titans at CenturyLink Field. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports

Terrell Owens announced that he will retire if an NFL team does not sign him this offseason. So it sure sounds like TO retired a few seasons ago.

Owens has been trying to continue his pursuit of an NFL career, but his time has passed. He was one of the greatest receivers of his time and was one of the most entertaining to play the game, but there is no more time for TO.

Who would want to sign him onto a roster now? Maybe an owner that is trying to sell some tickets, but fans would see right through that move. He is a big name that has been out of the league since 2010.
He has to sign on with the Allen Wranglers just to get some work in. He tried to win a roster spot with the Seattle Seahawks last year in Pre-Season, but was released.

15,934 yards and 153 touchdowns in his 15 year career. What team claims TO? If Owens were inducted to the Hall of Fame, what hat will he be wearing? San Francisco? Dallas? Philadelphia?

My vote is for the Buffalo Bills or the Allan Wranglers.