Dez Bryant hates Gatorade.
It’s really as simple as that. The Dallas Cowboys won at home against the New York Giants on opening weekend but lost receiver Dez Bryant to injury. Turns out it’s not a bad injury, but Bryant was not at all happy about having to exit the game, which makes sense given his poor performance.
Bryant elected to take his frustration out on Gatorade, which we are sure his (potential) sponsors are not too thrilled about (via SB nation):
So there’s that. Apparently the best way to take out frustration over an injury is to potentially harm yourself more by hitting inanimate objects. For now Bryant is healthy as reported by Rotoworld:
The Cowboys have averted disaster as their top wideout has avoided a serious mid-foot sprain or Lisfranc issue. Bryant is unlikely to get in many practice reps this week, but we’ve seen him gut it out at less than 100 percent effectively before. Owners that are still worried can protect themselves a little by adding rookie backup Terrance Williams as a handcuff. The Cowboys face Brandon Flowers and the Chiefs on the road Sunday.
Things continue to be strange in Jerryworld.