Jul 27, 2013; Cortland, NY, USA; New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow (81) rides his bike to the practice field prior to the start of training camp at SUNY Cortland. Mandatory Credit: Rich Barnes-USA TODAY Sports

Boston Market Wins Internet After Kellen Winslow Tweet

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Boston Market has won the internet!

Whoever the social media manager is for Boston Market is, he deserves a nice bonus for their latest tweet out to Kellen Winslow Jr.

Check out the tweet:

 

If you are unsure of the story on Kellen Winslow Jr, here is a brief summary:

Kellen Winslow was arrested a couple of months ago in a Target parking lot. The cops were called after a woman parked next to him and thought that he was masturbating in his car. The cops pulled up and found some “Funky Monkey” and “Mr. Happy” containers in the car and also a couple of open Vaseline containers in the center console. The cops asked Winslow what he had been doing and where he was going and he told the officers that he was looking for a Boston Market. The cops took in the containers for evidence and they popped up as synthetic marijuana and he was arrested.

Anyway, the main part of the story was that he was looking for a Boston Market and he wouldn’t be lost if he had the app. Congrats Boston Market, you win the internet today.

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