Funny fantasy football team names for fans of every NFL team
Living on Burrowed Time (Cincinnati Bengals)
Joe Mixon came up big time at the end of last year but, when you look at his early-season struggles and the rest of the Cincinnati Bengals roster, it was tough sledding for anyone that bought into this group from a fantasy perspective — save for maybe Tyler Boyd. But much like the franchise itself, Joe Burrow may be able to save that.
Fresh off of winning the Heisman Trophy and leading LSU to a National Championship, Burrow returns to Ohio with the goods to take the Bengals to new heights. While there are concerns about the Cincy offensive line, having a young quarterback with Burrow’s talent should jumpstart the rest of the offense’s fantasy value while having some of his own too.
Other Bengals Team Names: Mixon Match, Chef Boyd-r-Green
Hot Chubb Time Machine (Cleveland Browns)
Full disclosure, this is one of a few fantasy football team names that isn’t the most creative in that, if you look just about anywhere for a name, you’re likely to find this brilliant one that uses Nick Chubb as part of the 2010s cult comedy movie’s name. But it’s just so good that you’re messing up if you don’t have it as part of this type of list.
As for Chubb himself, the former Georgia Bulldogs running back is being undervalued according to his current ADP. While Kareem Hunt could take some touches, Chubb is the featured back in a Kevin Stefanski offense with a much better offensive line in 2020. He’s going as RB9 behind Joe Mixon, Josh Jacobs and Derrick Henry but I think he could end up as a top-five running back when it’s said and done.
Other Browns Team Names: Mayfield of Dreams, Dude You’re Gettin’ Odell