Funny fantasy football team names for fans of every NFL team

One-Man Wolf Dak (Dallas Cowboys)

Mike McCarthy taking over the sidelines for the Dallas Cowboys could be the best news that Dak Prescott and fans have ever heard. After years of seeing this offense flash or even perform well but not as well as they possibly could, they have a Super Bowl-winning coach taking things over to hopefully help them reach their potential as a unit.

That’s something that should make fantasy football owners rejoice, too, which is why the Cowboys stars are all being valued highly. According to ADP, Ezekiel Elliott is going as RB3, Amari Cooper is going as WR9, Michael Gallup is WR30, CeeDee Lamb is WR43 and Prescott is QB3. Suffice it to say people believe the Cowboys offense is going to be a gold mine.

Other Cowboys Team Names: Amari Had a Little Lamb, Sneak A Zeke

The People’s Courtland (Denver Broncos)

Speaking of improved offenses, that should also be what happens with the Denver Broncos in the 2020 season. Second-round pick Drew Lock took over at quarterback at the end of last season and impressed. Now they have a ton of weapons around him after this offseason, all of them joining young Courtland Sutton and Noah Fant.

The big question, for me, when it comes to the Broncos in fantasy football is if there are too many mouths to feed for any of the players to have that much value. For me, Sutton and Fant might be the only two I’d trust — and even then, the draft position has to be right.

Other Broncos Team Names: Lock It Down, Jeudylicious