Funny fantasy football team names for fans of every NFL team

Elementary, My Deshaun Watson (Houston Texans)

Seeing what Deshaun Watson does in the 2020 NFL season from a fantasy football and regular perspective is going to be absolutely fascinating. While the Texans added David Johnson — another intriguing fantasy study — they took Watson’s clear No. 1 pass-catcher, DeAndre Hopkins, away and will likely change the offense.

I’ve made it clear that I’m quite dubious of that move and think Houston could struggle as such. If that happens, Watson could be overvalued as his ADP has him as QB6 right now. Having said that, his talent is unreal and, if he proves me wrong, that also wouldn’t be incredibly surprising.

Other Texans Team Names: Watson-Watts Off, Fuller House

Old Man Rivers (Indianapolis Colts)

Philip Rivers coming to the Indianapolis Colts is something that everyone should be paying more attention to. Yes, he had a bad 2019 with the Chargers but his situation in terms of coaching, offensive line, playing indoors and, in some ways, his weapons has improved to suit the veteran quarterback even better.

Rivers might be a deep sleeper as he’s currently QB20 according to ADP but, more importantly, he’s going to be a big boost to the value of T.Y. Hilton and Parris Campbell. Good luck trying to figure out how to value running backs Marlon Mack and Jonathan Taylor, though, both of whom are good but will almost surely split touches.

Other Colts Team Names: Hilton Garden Indy, Return of the Marlon Mack