Fantasy Football 101: Team Names

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Now (as promised) I am going to create multiple team names out of this here lineup I had last fantasy football season (pretty good lineup, eh?).

As we take a look at this here lineup I see possible team names with every single one of these players, however I’m giving you the best names right here.

Possible team names

  1. Manning Being Manning
    Play off the hilarious line “Manny Being Manny,” which was featured in a “This is Sportscenter” commercial.
  2. Ed, Ed and Eddie Lacy
    Play off the cartoon show “Ed, Ed and Eddy,” one of my favorite childhood shows.
  3. The Joique Tellers
    Not sure if you can tell the pun, but I took Joique Bell’s name and made a pun in the place of “Joke” in “Joke Tellers” I put Joique. Get it?
  4. The A.J. Green Lanterns
    Based off of the Green Lantern movie, using A.J. Green’s last name.
  5. Zac Stacy’s Mom
    After the popular song from the 2000s, “Stacy’s Mom.” I mean she’s got it going on, what else can I say?
  6. The Wright Brothers
    Using Kendall Wright’s last name, I made a pun off the nickname of famous plane inventors Wilbur and Orville Wright.
  7. The Wright Stuff
    This can either be off a phrase or a host of movies. I once again used Kendall Wright’s punny last name.
  8. The Cooper Troopers
    For those unfamiliar with Nintendo or the Mario game series, there is a character named Cooper Trooper who is a turtle with a green shell and yellow body. I took Rylie Cooper’s last name and combined the two.
  9. The Edelmen
    Julian Edelman is just one man, but what if he had multiple clones? #TheEdelmen.
  10. Hartline Pro
    For those not familiar with Call of Duty, “Heartline Pro” is a perk on the game. As well, I took away from Brian Hartline’s name and made it a
    pun with Call of Duty.

Honorable Mentions

Choosy Moms Chose Jeff-ery (Alshon Jeffery)

Freddy and Vinny: The Jackson Brothers (Fred and Vincent Jackson)

The Jackson Five 

Miller Time (Heath Miller)

The Eagle Coop (Riley Cooper)

The Other Bryant (Matt Bryant)

Zac Attack (Zac Stacy)

Josh Gourd-on and the Smashing Pumpkins (Josh Gordon)

Green is the New Black (A.J. Green)

  • Manning up (Peyton Manning)